Email of the Week: Deep South Sucks!

The first is from my friends at Deep South Entertainment, who with their crafty subject line and funny graphic inspired this new blog feature for me. The newsletter just happens to be from their bar, Deep South: The Bar. I’m a bit behind on my blogging, but this email was sent on 5/28/2009.

From: Deep South the Bar
Subject: Deep South Sucks!

(insert typical newsletter stuff and calendar here)…

And then my eyes got to this:

The subject line along with that funny graphic win my award for best email of the week! Too funny guys… well done.

Got a good one you think should be featured next week? Let me know!

{Rant} Dear Ikea

I know you have my zip code associated with my email address.

The next time you want to send me an email with some pretty good deals, please be sure my “local” (Charlotte, NC) store is not specifically excluded from the promotion.

BOO.

You Want Me to Do What?

Sometimes I wonder what people are thinking when they hit “send”. Now, I won’t ever being to claim that every email I’ve ever sent has made total sense or been flawless… but I was really thrown today when checking my email.

A local business (who shall remain nameless) sent me an email about participating in Earth Day with them. I could receive a special discount by bringing in items to donate and presenting my email coupon… that must be printed and surrendered to redeem offer. (Not in those exact words, but I’m trying not to incriminate the shameless here, since it’s not really about being green… it’s about bringing in business.)

Exactly how is asking hundreds, potentially thousands of customer to print something very eco-friendly?

Here are some alternatives: “say this password (insert clever marketing message here) at checkout“, “text this message (insert also clever message here) to your self and your friends and present it at checkout“, etc.

Or you know, just a simple “no need to print – just reference this email”. Whatever floats your eco-friendly boat.

I am very, very happy to say that two of my clients use this tip very successfully. They make me so proud!

Dear Apple…

How hard would it be to give me multiple email marketing sign-up options?

Yes, I would love to receive an email once every Tuesday with new album, single, and video releases available on iTunes. However, I don’t particularly care to get three emails a week – especially when two aren’t relevant (I’m not an Oprah groupie, sorry!).

Sheez.

There’s another email list I just unsubscribed from.

Finally!

One of the major drawbacks of having a Windows Live Workspace has finally been eliminated: the (in)ability to connect with a Blackberry!

I personally am tech-savvy enough that I don’t require the assistance of Windows Live to update my website or check my email, but its super easy to navigate interface and the capability of accessing your entire account (email, contacts, documents, website, etc.) from anywhere in the world with an internet connection is perfect for my dad and other users of our corporate account.

Obviously, you can imagine my excitement when I went to Nextel.Blackberry.com and entered my corporate email addy and password (just out of curiosity, to see if the two finally decided to be friendly) and voila – I was instantly configured and received a “success” message on my device.

Way to go guys!!!

PS – There is still one drawback on the Blackberry side of things… the (insert your service provider here).Blackberry.com manager doesn’t work with Firefox. LAME! I hate having to switch to IE to change my email signature. Maybe they’ll stumble across this blog and fix that 🙂

Unsubscribe vs. Update Your Email

I really wouldn’t think this would be such a tough topic for email marketers to understand.

I can’t even begin to tell you how many emails I receive each day at the email address that I’m migrating away from (because as soon as I leave Road Runner, I’ll lose it) and how many companies would miss the chance to market to me if I didn’t take the time to return to their site and re-sign up for their email newsletter… all because of one simple mistake:

they only provided me with a link to unsubscribe from their newsletter… rather than a link to manage my preferences/online profile/information or to update my email address!I can guarantee you that there are many busier (or lazier) individuals out there who will just click “unsubscribe” and go about their merrily. What are you left with? A shrinking audience.

Remember – visitors to your website and subscribers to your email newsletters need to be handed their options on a silver platter in the easiest to navigate and understand manner as possible. Without boiling your content down to it’s most basic essence, you might unknowingly compromise your effectiveness and (gasp!) – your audience altogether.

Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and best wishes for a successful 2009!

Email Marketing Surprise

Forever 21 – the discount trend retailer – just sent me a snazzy little email offering up $300 gift certificates to the first visitors in participating stores on Black Friday, etc., etc.

No surprise there.

This was the shocking part, nicely embedded between the Black Friday details and an offer for free standard shipping with orders over $75 or more:


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“Join us in supporting the American Auto Industry”?

Well that’s something I’ve never seen before from a clothing retailer… at least as a “cause”.

Two Years Later – Really?

Email marketing tip of the week: always build your contact list, but please… don’t wait two years to send the first communication!

During January of 2007, about 20 of my sorority sisters and I visited Washington, D.C. for a weekend of celebrating the installation of a new chapter of Pi Beta Phi at GWU. During this time, we chose to stay at the D.C. Hampton Inn (which is not my preferred choice of hotels, but the D.C. HI was nonetheless very nice, well-equipped, centrally-located and very well-priced).

I made my reservation online, received the confirmation emails, etc. and went along my merrily. A great time was had by all and the weekend was a great success.

Point of the story? Here I am in November of 2008, nearly two years later, checking my email when what should appear in my inbox other than a promotional message from “my friends at the Hampton Inn – D.C.” – the first promotional message at that.

Seriously?

The most ironic part is that I was actually just in D.C. last weekend. Luckily, I stayed with friends and didn’t need a hotel, but wouldn’t it have made better sense for the Hampton Inn to occasionally contact me every few months or so after my stay instead of two years later? Just imagine how many times I could’ve realistically visited D.C. since.

Long story short: building an email list is great. Waiting two years to put it to good use? Slack.

PS – Since making my January 2007 reservation, my email address has changed as I’ve migrated away from my ISP-specific email address (here’s hoping I’ll one day be able to get away from the mini-monopoly that is Time Warner Cable). Luckily for the sender, I have it forward to my Gmail address, but MANY emailers aren’t that tech-savvy… I wonder what their bounce rates were like!

We’ve Said it Before…

Both Peggy and I constantly preach about the necessity of a branded email address and yet still… some folks are missing the boat. Check out her blog post from today that covers another reason to brand your email address: because AOL, BellSouth, and Yahoo aren’t paying you for the free exposure you’re offering up!

While we’re at it, if you engage in any sort of email promotion or marketing, please take 30 seconds to familiarize yourself with the guiding principles that are the CAN-SPAM Act. (No one wants to be fined up to $11,000 by the FTC.)

Prime Example: Since activating my NC real estate license, I have received numerous unsolicited emails about property listings that not only don’t include opt-out methods, but when I’ve contacted the actual sales team, they can’t come up with a concrete answer for how they actually received my email address (although they swear the TMLS didn’t sell it to them… I am a bit doubtful and will be making a few calls today).

What kills me is that they are for properties that are available for sale in areas that not only am I not any sort of interested in, but neither are any of my clients. Having your email address marked as “spam” by Hotmail, Yahoo, Gmail, Bellsouth, and Road Runner personal email users will get you automatically sent to the spam folder very quickly. (And let’s not even mention the black-hole that is emails that are automatically blocked by these ISP before the ever even get to the spam folder…)